Rude awakening this morning

This morning at 4 o'clock I was jolted from my sleep by a bang. An Isuzu Bighorn had jumped the ditch and taken out my water pipe, water meter and all. I was looking at a twenty foot fountain of water and a car nearly on its side in the drain. Luckily nobody was hurt. The pipe was fixed today so no long term damage was done. But I was the star house along our road cause everybody kept looking at my fountain the whole morning.